Vampires Invited Past Threshold of Kappa Sigma in Bid to Increase Diversity

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Report: Area Man Whose Birthday is on Christmas Thinks He’s Jesus

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The Stanford Flipside Finals Survival Guide

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A Political Science Major’s Credible Take on France’s Current Situation

It’s crazy what’s happening in France. All the protesting! Absolutely mind-blowing. Yes,…

Journalists Perplexed By Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ Assertion That Everything She Says Is False, Even This

A recent press conference ended in mayhem after White House Press Secretary…

Student Only Now Getting Plague Mocked By Previously Poxed Classmates

The end of fall quarter is coming, bringing along with it an…

Trump Opts To Pardon Exclusively White And Affluent Turkeys

Another Thanksgiving has come and gone. Between the gluttonous binging preceding gut-wrenching…