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Friend That Parents Remember Isn’t Actually Close Friend

February 27, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Friend That Parents Remember Isn’t Actually Close Friend
Friend That Parents Remember Isn’t Actually Close Friend

“How’s Chloe?” Janice McDermott asked her daughter, Amika McDermott (’16), over the phone Monday morning, evidently unaware that the aforementioned Chloe is simply a close acquaintance of Amika’s who Mrs. McDermott happened to have passingly met at Parents’ Weekend. “I just want to check in on you and your friends—you […]

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Quote of the Week 9/19/16

September 22, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Quote of the Week 9/19/16
Quote of the Week 9/19/16

“…I think there will be party favors” –Freshman, calling parents

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New Radiohead Album Gives Basement-Dwellers New Thing to Yell “Mom, I’m Busy” About

May 16, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on New Radiohead Album Gives Basement-Dwellers New Thing to Yell “Mom, I’m Busy” About
New Radiohead Album Gives Basement-Dwellers New Thing to Yell “Mom, I’m Busy” About
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Bomb Threat Found To Be Package From Mom

January 27, 2016 9:00 amComments Off on Bomb Threat Found To Be Package From Mom
Bomb Threat Found To Be Package From Mom

Last Thursday, SUPD was called in to the Roble Package Center to investigate a worrying package that had been marked for investigation by the package center workers. The package aroused suspicion after its only noticeable marking was a card that said, “Don’t open it right away… there’s a special surprise […]

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9 Ways You Fucked Up An Otherwise Perfect Thanksgiving

December 1, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on 9 Ways You Fucked Up An Otherwise Perfect Thanksgiving
9 Ways You Fucked Up An Otherwise Perfect Thanksgiving

Everything was going great this Thanksgiving, why did you have to fuck it up? What things could you possibly have ruined? Let’s take a look around the kitchen. 1. The Cranberry Sauce: Aw man, you saw the look on Aunt Josephine’s face, and it’s hard to disappoint Aunt Josephine. The […]

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Student Sexiled by Mother, Permanently Scarred

March 1, 2010 5:16 pm0 comments
Student Sexiled by Mother, Permanently Scarred



When freshman Josh Crawford’s mother Lillian informed him that she would be attending Parents’ Weekend, he expected that she would spend her time exploring campus and buying him overpriced meals in Palo Alto. “I thought she would just act like a normal parent,” he told reporters, “but I guess I […]

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