Up next Issue 241 Puzzles Published on 22 September 2016 Author Ben Kaufman TagsDad,drinking,favors?,freshman,freshmen,frosh,mom,par,parents,parties,rents Share article The post has been shared by 0 people. Facebook 0 Twitter 0 Pinterest 0 Mail 0 “…I think there will be party favors” –Freshman, calling parents
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