Up next Issue 241 Puzzles Published on 22 September 2016 Author Ben Kaufman TagsDad,drinking,favors?,freshman,freshmen,frosh,mom,par,parents,parties,rents “…I think there will be party favors” –Freshman, calling parents
245 Articles Life Year 9 Op-Ed: “It’s Not a Walk of Shame Until You Stroll Down The Row Shouting ‘I Am An Unrepentant Child of Hedonistic Sin'” Guys, we’ve all been there- sweaty, hung over, walkin’ down the row… Ben KaufmanOctober 17, 2016
254 By Year Headlines Life Topic Year 9 Toad With Pronounced Cranial Crest And Oversized Parotid Gland Going To Fuck Tonight Jeffery SquidJanuary 23, 2017
269 Articles Opinion Year 9 Stop-Ed: He Has Good Intentions But He’s Scaring The Children Stop him! Oh dear god, do you see what he’s doing? He’s… Jamie RodriguezMay 21, 2017
244 Articles World Year 9 Op-Ed: Student’s Horizons Already So Widened After Two Weeks Abroad EUROPE — Bonjour, uncultured swine. I write to you from a park… Jamie RodriguezOctober 10, 2016
