Up next Issue 241 Puzzles Published on 22 September 2016 Author Ben Kaufman TagsDad,drinking,favors?,freshman,freshmen,frosh,mom,par,parents,parties,rents “…I think there will be party favors” –Freshman, calling parents
260 Articles Local Year 9 Sexually Active Man Tests Positive for Harpies When local sex-haver Vikram Üntergrim went to get a free STD screening… Byron CalabasasMarch 6, 2017
255 Articles Entertainment Year 9 True Aficionado Listens Only To Music Pressed onto 5,000-Year-Old Sumerian Clay Tablets Citing evidence that “it’s how the artist intended their music to be… Byron CalabasasFebruary 6, 2017
Articles Politics Year 9 Donald Trump Uncovers Conspiracy, Insists “This One Goes All The Way to the Top” Gripping tightly in both hands a stack of papers that he… Byron CalabasasMay 30, 2017
253 Articles By Year Life Opinion Politics Topic Year 9 My Sunday Afternoon With Vice President Elect Mike Pence We began the day with a light stroll through the farmer’s market… Jamie RodriguezJanuary 17, 2017
