Westminster Dog Show Winner Perfects Leg Humping

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Guy with Megaphone in White Plaza Thinks He’s Funny

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Dance Marathon Falls $150 Short of Curing AIDS

Several days after the Stanford 24-hour-long fiesta that is Dance Marathon, the…

Event to Raise Awareness for Very Important Cause Postponed Because Calypso and Talisman Were Both Busy

An event that was planned to raise awareness for a very important…

University Finds Leland Junior’s Remains in XOX Basement

After revoking the lease from Chi Theta Chi, the university went in…

Jeremy Lin Creating Unreasonable Expectations for Young Asian Children

International Student from Kenya Finishes Dance Marathon in Record 22 Hours