Obama Announces 2012 Bid, Promises to Close Guantanamo Again

April 12, 2011 9:00 am
Obama Announces 2012 Bid, Promises to Close Guantanamo Again

WASHINGTON—President Barack Obama formally kicked off his re-election campaign Monday with a list of campaign promises and a call for Obama girl to make another song. Among Obama’s campaign announcements for 2012 was a promise to close down the detention camp at Guantanamo Bay one more time. Hailing the success […]

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Issue 83 Puzzles

April 11, 2011 10:20 am
Issue 83 Puzzles
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Alcohol Transports Up 18 Points in 2011

April 10, 2011 8:19 pm
Alcohol Transports Up 18 Points in 2011
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Obama Announces 2012 Presidential Campaign With Promises of “Same”

8:06 pm
Obama Announces 2012 Presidential Campaign With Promises of “Same”
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Stanford Housing, ASSU Take First Steps Towards Perfect Utopia

6:29 pm
Stanford Housing, ASSU Take First Steps Towards Perfect Utopia

STANFORD–In response to recent complaints about a lack of unity at Stanford, Stanford’s office for Housing and Residential Education decided to connect all Stanford Students in the deepest and most intimate way possible–through an all undergraduate mailing list. After subscribing every undergraduate to the list, Stanford’s housing office issued the […]

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Billboard Momentarily Causes Students to Reconsider Helmet-Wearing Decision

6:27 pm
Billboard Momentarily Causes Students to Reconsider Helmet-Wearing Decision

Recently, Stanford Parking and Transportation officials have put up a flashing road sign on Santa Teresa St. that reads, “Helmets save brains. Bikers obey stop signs.” The billboard is causing many students to momentarily reconsider their helmet-wearing decision, which briefly causes them internal angst. Since only 35% of the Stanford […]

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