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Tensions Rise During Heated “Free Time” Intervention

Tensions Rise During Heated “Free Time” Intervention
ROBLE—Friends of Stanley Smith (’13) gathered last night to stage an intervention regarding his recent increased free time. Smith used to be involved in club tennis, Students for a Sustainable Stanford,...
February 15th, 2012

FloMo Dining Adds Lemon to Traditional Salmon Recipe

FloMo Dining Adds Lemon to Traditional Salmon Recipe
Students eating at FloMo dinning last Tuesday were delighted to find that a hint of lemon juice had been added to an otherwise nondescript Salmon recipe. “This fish dish is zesty, intricate, and refined,”...
February 14th, 2012

Freshmen Dorms Brace for Wave of Awkward Sexual Tension on Valentine’s Day

Freshmen Dorms Brace for Wave of Awkward Sexual Tension on Valentine’s Day
In preparation for Valentine’s Day, residents of freshmen dorms have already begun anticipating the messages that they may inadvertently send to their neighbors over the course of the holiday. “I think...
February 13th, 2012

Curtain Rises on Vagina Dialogues

Curtain Rises on Vagina Dialogues
In a surprising announcement, the organizers of V-Week, which raises awareness of violence against women by selling chocolate vaginas and asking men to think about women’s genitals for once, have decided...
February 13th, 2012

Flipside Offers $5 “Stalker-Grams” This Valentine’s Day

While lovestruck couples flood the campus with “crush grams” and flowers this Valentine’s Day, the Flipside is offering you the opportunity to send a much more personal gift to the object...
February 13th, 2012

Student at a Loss for New Things to Bitch About

Student at a Loss for New Things to Bitch About
As winter quarter heads into its fifth week, freshman Meagan Farley has seemingly worn out her welcome with most of her friends. While the strife of being overworked has been a popular topic for many...
February 9th, 2012

Breaking News: Student Attends Office Hours Solely For Purposes of Kissing Up to Professor, Getting Help on P-Set

Breaking News: Student Attends Office Hours Solely For Purposes of Kissing Up to Professor, Getting Help on P-Set
In a stunning revelation that is sending shock waves throughout East Campus, Otero freshman Taylor Cooper is facing allegations of showing up to Math 51 office hours last Tuesday with no motive other than...
February 7th, 2012

1035 Residents Lose House

1035 Residents Lose House
After a whirlwind turn of events, the residents of 1035 Campus Drive have been informed by campus administrators that they will not be allowed to return to 1035 for the next academic year. Megan Wertzelbok,...
February 6th, 2012

Decision to Euthanize IHUM Sparks Controversy

Decision to Euthanize IHUM Sparks Controversy
IHUM used to be a thriving forum where students sparred and matched wits, a place where students could break bread with such intellectual giants as Nietzsche and Marx. But starting a few years ago, everything...
February 6th, 2012

Arts Corner: “There’s No Way That Photo Was Taken in February”

Arts Corner: “There’s No Way That Photo Was Taken in February”
On Thursday morning, February 2nd, Sophomore Henry Mathis allegedly pulled out his iPhone and took what is certainly—if it is, in fact, real—one of the most powerful photographs of the decade. Mathis’...
February 6th, 2012