Frosh Come to California to Find Moat, Series of Sadistic Obstacles Barring Entry to Campus

Stanford Administration shocked the community last week when President and Gamemaker Marc…

Op-Ed: Trump’s Not Special, I’ve Refused to Concede the Presidency Since 2009 When I Ran at My Local Elementary School

Pah! These simpletons up on Capitol Hill, running around like chickens with…

Dear Abby: My polygamous family is falling apart! What should I do??

Oh man, where to even begin. What was once a happy family…

South Secedes from Union; Shots Fired over Fort Sumter

South Carolina shocked the nation when it declared last Friday that it…

Thanksgiving fundamentalists claim deadly virus brings us closer to the first Thanksgiving than ever

Science: Cops Not Pigs But Actually An Aggressive Breed of Wild Boar

Op-Ed: Vibes

I dunno what’s goin’ on, but highkey everyone’s been acting like they’ve…

Deuteronomy 28

1 If you fully obey the Lord your Star nosed mole and…

News In Brief: Election

Nevada Loses All Ballots in Game of Poker  As the US Presidential…

Sesame street introduces new voting segment where Big Bird chases undecided voters down the street and beats them until they promise to vote for Joe Biden