321 Articles World Year 11 Jeff Bezos Donates $800 Million to Reconstruct Notre Dame on Condition He Can Use as Fuck Shack Public support for the reconstruction of the Notre-Dame de Paris after its… Ben Harley DavidsonApril 30, 2019
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321 Articles Technology Year 11 Op-Ed: In Only Ten Weeks, Duolingo Made Me Proficient In Slurs I was initially skeptical about practicing my language skills with Duolingo. People… Alex DurhamApril 30, 2019
320 Articles Stanford Year 11 University Announces Plans to Build Massive, Useless Metal Structure Directly Outside Your Window As the recently-announced ResX task force’s plans for campus development continue to… Byron CalabasasApril 23, 2019
320 Articles Stanford Year 11 An Inside Look at Stanford in the Year 2100 In the wake of the esteemed Susie Brubaker Cole’s report describing the… Ben Harley DavidsonApril 23, 2019
320 Articles Entertainment Year 11 ‘Game of Thrones’ In Shambles After Joe Biden Cameo Cut At Last Minute Eager fans were shocked on Sunday to discover that the usually top-notch… Ben Harley DavidsonApril 23, 2019
320 Articles Politics World Year 11 Theresa May Only One Surprised by EU Release of Kraken into English Channel In a totally foreseeable move this past Tuesday, the European Union (EU)… Alex DurhamApril 22, 2019
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