264 Articles Local Stanford Op-ed: ASSU elections are just a big popularity contest, and it looks like we’re the mothafuckin’ winners Editor’s note: This article was written on Saturday, prior to the release… Ben KaufmanApril 17, 2017
263 Articles Local Stanford Year 9 Sorority Enters Annual Molting Season With the smell of rush still ripe in the spring air, Tau… Jamie RodriguezApril 10, 2017
263 Articles Local Stanford Year 9 “Man, Napoleon Sure Was A Douche,” Opines Chaz Jackson STANFORD, CA—Citing the French leader’s devastating military campaigns and egomaniacal desire for… Jeffery SquidApril 9, 2017
261 Headlines Local Sports Year 9 Area Coach Reminds Team That There Is One Meat In “Team” Jonathan EngelMarch 13, 2017
260 Articles Local Year 9 Sexually Active Man Tests Positive for Harpies When local sex-haver Vikram Üntergrim went to get a free STD screening… Byron CalabasasMarch 6, 2017
257 Local Stanford Topic Year 9 Stupid Salsa Verde Not Guac and Never Will Be Eyewitnesses at Stern Dining have reported that the cafeteria’s salsa verde is… Byron CalabasasFebruary 13, 2017
255 Articles Local Stanford Year 9 Water-Filled Coffee Thermos Way Too Qualified For This Shit Realizing the whole of its temperature-maintaining design ethos was being ignored so… Ben KaufmanFebruary 6, 2017
256 Articles Local Topic Year 9 Santana’s “Smooth” Blankets Area CVS In Cloud Of Sinful Lust Beaming sinfully in over the sultry airwaves of 90. 7 FM, Carlos… Ben KaufmanFebruary 6, 2017
