You May Also Like
Bike Left on Campus Gets Struck by Lightning and Gains Sentience — But Slowly Goes Insane Because It is Chained Outside to a Sign-pole and Cannot Escape
He calls himself Nork. A rusting grey Schwinn, he sits day after…
- Gracie Newman
- June 22, 2020
Trump Yanked Off Stage In Middle Of Speech By Comically-Oversized Cane
- Flipside Staff
- December 4, 2017
Earthquake Hits Applebees
BAKERSFIELD, CA–In a major tragedy yesterday, an earthquake devastated a local Applebees.…
- Jeremy Keeshin
- May 2, 2010