Facebook Adds Ability To Share Masturbatory Habits With Friends

Note: In the print edition of this week’s issue, we accidentally used a picture of Tyler Clementi, the Rutgers student who committed suicide. We did a random image search for a student, and we were...

November 7th, 2010

New Study Reveals Low Alcohol Poisoning Rates in Bulimics

A new study from the Stanford School of Medicine reveals that adolescent females with the eating disorder bulimia are apparently immune to alcohol-related sickness. “Our preliminary conclusion is that...

November 3rd, 2010

Local: Palo Alto Man Shows Off Pizza-Eating Dogs

Palo Alto resident Markus Gunderson, 78, couldn’t be blamed for wanting to have a quiet retirement. He served in two wars, raised three children as a single parent and spent time as a volunteer fireman....

November 1st, 2010

Four Loko Brewing Company Introduces New Line of Blackout™ Products

Drawing criticism recently for their caffeine-injected alcoholic beverages, nicknamed “Blackout in a Can,” the Four Loko Brewing Company has taken a controversial step toward embracing its newfound...

October 31st, 2010

The Flipside Juice: The Newest Dolly

October 30th, 2010

Report: Number of Amish Youth Using Social Media Increases Exponentially

Recent statistics compiled by graduate students in the Stanford Computer Science Department indicate that the number of Amish youth between the ages of 13 and 18 using social media platforms has increased...

October 25th, 2010

Jack Unsure If Full Moon Hookup Meant Anything

Jack finally hooked up with Jill at Full Moon on the Quad Monday, which concluded a week-long period of awkward hugs and sexual comments between the two. “It was only her fourth kiss of the night,...

October 24th, 2010

Straight Students in San Francisco Plead for Acceptance

Cases of bullying against straight – or perceived to be straight – students in San Francisco public schools drew local scrutiny and pleas from parents of straight students for tolerance, acceptance...

October 24th, 2010

Caltech Girl’s PowerPoint of the Men She Knows Goes Viral

Caltech student Patty Christensen recently sent a email to her friends containing an “honors thesis” graphically detailing all of the men she has met through various World of Warcraft teams,...

October 18th, 2010

Study Finds People Who Live Longer Are More Likely to Die

A research team at Johns Hopkins University has found that there is a high correlation between long life and death. “It’s a unique situation,” says team leader Dr. Stefan Walters. “You would think...

October 17th, 2010

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