Post Tagged with: "weed"

Weed Guy Tells Weed Joke

January 17, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Weed Guy Tells Weed Joke
Weed Guy Tells Weed Joke

A press release issued by the Office of Student Affairs has revealed that sophomore Ryan Carpazzi, a well-known consumer of cannabis, told his friends a weed-related joke late Sunday evening. Carpazzi, who has previously labeled himself “kush king,” “a grade-A toke boy,” and “puff puff daddy,” reportedly interrupted a group […]

Read more ›

Op-Ed: Is That Guy Over There An Asshole Cigarette Smoker or a Cool Weed Smoker?

October 13, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Op-Ed: Is That Guy Over There An Asshole Cigarette Smoker or a Cool Weed Smoker?
Op-Ed: Is That Guy Over There An Asshole Cigarette Smoker or a Cool Weed Smoker?

Hmmm. That cloud of smoke. The red light off the end of whatever it is that guy’s smoking. The distant smell of… of… goddammit, did he pay NO attention in health class? Or… is it that he’s refusing to care about what The Man says he can do with his […]

Read more ›

News in Brief: Uruguay legalizes Marijuana

December 25, 2013 9:38 amComments Off on News in Brief: Uruguay legalizes Marijuana
News in Brief: Uruguay legalizes Marijuana

President Jose Mujica has vaulted his South American home into the national spotlight by approving a plan to create an official, fully regulated internal marijuana trade. Uruguay now faces the unique challenge of writing guidelines for regulating each stage of the marijuana market, from growing to selling to stocking pharmacies. […]

Read more ›

Student Joins Coop, Starts Acting All Bohemian And Shit

February 11, 2013 12:00 pmComments Off on Student Joins Coop, Starts Acting All Bohemian And Shit
Student Joins Coop, Starts Acting All Bohemian And Shit

Initial reports indicate that junior Julian Latchey, who just came back from a quarter abroad and moved into a coop, has, to the shock and dismay of his friends, already changed his entire persona and become “really coop-y.” Latchey, who spent his first two years living in FroSoCo and Crothers […]

Read more ›

Chefs and Potters Unions Show Strong Support for Prop. 19

October 31, 2010 2:35 pmComments Off on Chefs and Potters Unions Show Strong Support for Prop. 19
Chefs and Potters Unions Show Strong Support for Prop. 19

Both the California chefs and potters unions declared support for Proposition 19, the statewide referendum to legalize the recreational use of marijuana in California. Famous TV Chef Emeril Lagasse, a senior member of the chefs union, commented, “Pot is the most important tool for a chef. Without it, we’re nothing.” […]

Read more ›

Medical Marijuana Surfaces As Unlikely Swine Flu Cure; Swine Flu Cases Up 52%
 


October 4, 2009 1:14 pm0 comments
Medical Marijuana Surfaces As Unlikely Swine Flu Cure; Swine Flu Cases Up 52%
 


   The spread of swine flu is now outpacing CDC projections for Northern California, but semi-legitimate doctors from the region have found a cure: medical marijuana.  Andrew Wollengard was the first swine flu victim to seek a medical cannabis prescription.  “It was self-diagnosed,” Wollengard admits.  “I had been trying to […]

Read more ›

Figures of Authority Only Tried It Once, Didn’t Inhale.

May 24, 2009 11:13 pm0 comments
Figures of Authority Only Tried It Once, Didn’t Inhale.

The public often raises uncomfortable questions about the past of important political figures. Owing to an acute sense of integrity, a number of leaders have no choice but to be candid about the minor transgressions of their youth. In fact, a small number of leaders have even admitted to trying […]

Read more ›

Head Shop Implements Drug Testing to Weed Out Sober Employees

11:09 pm1 comment
Head Shop Implements Drug Testing to Weed Out Sober Employees
Read more ›

Michael Phelps 12,000 Calorie Diet Explained By Munchies

February 8, 2009 4:31 pm0 comments
Michael Phelps 12,000 Calorie Diet Explained By Munchies
Read more ›

Study: Top Ten Olympic Swimmers All Smoked Weed

4:29 pm0 comments
Study: Top Ten Olympic Swimmers All Smoked Weed
Read more ›