Freshmen Ashamed to Admit to Not Smoking Weed in Front of Father

Freshman Bailey Gibson went into winter break expecting a time of relaxation.…

Op-Ed: From Now On, if a Friend Shows Me a “Funny Video” and It’s Not Funny, I’m Going to Strangle Them with a Plastic Bag

You’ve had it happen to you, haven’t you? A friend, a comrade,…

Mattel Accidentally Releases American Girl Doll from Timeline Where Assassination of Archduke Ferdinand Never Happened

Quietly swearing under his breath, Mattel chairman and CEO Ynon Kreiz realized…

Climate Change Deniers Describe Australian Fires as God’s Punishment for Cats

DOWN UNDER, AU – Climate change deniers in Australia recently contributed several…

Sierra Camp Recruitment Ups its Game by Replacing all the Toilet Paper with Flyers

Upon returning to campus, many students have reported an increased marketing presence…