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New ASSU Senators Pledge to Address Widening Gap Between Lower and Upper Classmen

April 14, 2014 12:01 pmComments Off on New ASSU Senators Pledge to Address Widening Gap Between Lower and Upper Classmen
New ASSU Senators Pledge to Address Widening Gap Between Lower and Upper Classmen

As one of their first official duties in office, Stanford’s newly-minted ASSU Senators have pledged to devote their time and attention to address the issues surrounding the widening gap between the upper and lower classmen on campus. “We see upperclassmen increasingly distancing themselves from the pack in terms of accessibility […]

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My Anti-Existential Crisis: A Stanford Senior’s Quest for Emptiness

October 7, 2013 12:00 pmComments Off on My Anti-Existential Crisis: A Stanford Senior’s Quest for Emptiness
My Anti-Existential Crisis: A Stanford Senior’s Quest for Emptiness

My name is Jeremy Rodgers and I am a Stanford senior. My past three years at this illustrious institution of higher learning have been three of the best years of my life, and I began this last year with an unparalleled level of excitement. I have made amazing friends, I’m […]

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Ask A Nostalgic Graduating Senior

May 20, 2013 12:41 pmComments Off on Ask A Nostalgic Graduating Senior
Ask A Nostalgic Graduating Senior

Dear Graduating Senior, My boyfriend says he doesn’t like it when I go with him to parties, because he feels like he can’t be himself. Is he being a jerk or am I being unreasonable? Sincerely, Resentful in Roble Dear Resentful, I feel like my first frat party was just […]

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Ask a High School Senior Applying to Stanford

October 29, 2012 12:00 pmComments Off on Ask a High School Senior Applying to Stanford
Ask a High School Senior Applying to Stanford

Dear High School Senior Applying to Stanford, I’m trying to get some research experience, but I don’t know how to find professors who are looking for undergrads to work in their labs. What should I do? -Looking for a Lab in Loro Dear Looking, I don’t have much lab experience, […]

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Stanford Math and Chemistry Major Graduates With Lack of All Basic Skills

May 29, 2012 9:00 amComments Off on Stanford Math and Chemistry Major Graduates With Lack of All Basic Skills
Stanford Math and Chemistry Major Graduates With Lack of All Basic Skills

Joey Tyler ’12 plans to graduate this June with a double major in Math and Chemistry. While he has a phenomenal understanding of group theory and real analysis, the Flipside has discovered that Tyler lacks all basic skills that a 22 year old American citizen should have.  We went on […]

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Graduating Senior Finally Able to Forgive IHUM

May 29, 2011 5:36 pmComments Off on Graduating Senior Finally Able to Forgive IHUM
Graduating Senior Finally Able to Forgive IHUM

Joshua Randle (‘11) finally has made peace with IHUM in the weeks before graduation. Introduction to Humanities, the year-long sequence required for freshman, is considered undesirable to some because of its required discussion sections, challenging essays, and unforgivable lameness. Joshua has been spending these last months before graduation forgiving IHUM […]

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37% of Full Moon Revelers Identify as Both ‘Senior’ and ‘Freshman’

October 19, 2008 1:10 pm0 comments
37% of Full Moon Revelers Identify as Both ‘Senior’ and ‘Freshman’

According to exit polls conducted by undercover reporters, 72% of Full Moon attendees were freshmen, while seniors accounted for another 65%. Surprisingly, 0% of poll responders identified themselves as sketchy graduate students. Statisticians in the math department analyzed these curious findings and released their reports late last night. “We have […]

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