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Local School Field Trip Actually Just Trip To An Empty Field

April 9, 2015 9:00 amComments Off on Local School Field Trip Actually Just Trip To An Empty Field
Local School Field Trip Actually Just Trip To An Empty Field

Last week, local fifth graders embarked on their annual field trip to an abandoned field. After a three-hour drive full of jovial songs and youthful merrymaking, students exited the bus on the side of Interstate-80, miles away from any sort of town.  All teachers and chaperones departed for Reno, leaving […]

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Public Schools Get Day Off Of School To Honor Mass Murderer

October 18, 2011 6:00 amComments Off on Public Schools Get Day Off Of School To Honor Mass Murderer
Public Schools Get Day Off Of School To Honor Mass Murderer

TOLEDO, OH—Gardner Elementary School students had no school this past Monday to honor the national holiday, Columbus Day. Local 4th grader Benjamin Levin was ecstatic when he woke up and his mother reminded him there was no school. “I don’t even have to shower today!” said the 10-year old. “In […]

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Student Brings 14 Pencils To Math Midterm Just In Case

October 19, 2009 3:49 pm0 comments
Student Brings 14 Pencils To Math Midterm Just In Case

Freshman overachiever Jessica Pan brought 14 pencils (4 Regular, 3 Mechanical, and 7 Colored) to her Math 51 Exam last Tuesday. “I wanted to be prepared for everything,” she said. “I just knew that I’d never forgive myself for not bringing the 14th if my first 13 broke or ran […]

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Stanford Project on Hunger (SPOON) Raises Questions About Literacy at Stanford

May 18, 2009 2:31 pm0 comments
Stanford Project on Hunger (SPOON) Raises Questions About Literacy at Stanford

It recently came to the attention of university administrators that several groups on campus were having trouble taking the first letter of each word in their name and making an acronym. SPOON, the group that helps feed the homeless could stand for Stanford Puts Onions On Nipples, but there is […]

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Mississippi School Begins Teaching “Intelligent Warming”

February 8, 2009 4:32 pm0 comments
Mississippi School Begins Teaching “Intelligent Warming”

JACKSON—Just a few months after bringing “Intelligent Design” into Mississippi classrooms, the Department of Education in Mississippi has decided to bring a new controversial theory to students across the state. In a press conference held yesterday, Haley Barbour, governor of Mississippi, discussed his new education policy: “As of next year, […]

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