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Israel and Palestine Come Together to Chill, Play Volleyball in First-Ever “Camp Stanford Accords”

June 10, 2019 12:00 pmComments Off on Israel and Palestine Come Together to Chill, Play Volleyball in First-Ever “Camp Stanford Accords”
Israel and Palestine Come Together to Chill, Play Volleyball in First-Ever “Camp Stanford Accords”

In what has been dubbed the “the chillest camp since David,” heads of state from both Israel and Palestine met on Wilbur Field this week to play volleyball, smoke weed, and just generally kick back after a stressful quarter in the first-ever “Camp Stanford Accords.” Explained University President Marc Tessier-Lavigne, […]

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SPER at Stanford Successfully Resolves Isreali-Palestinian Conflict

November 5, 2013 9:00 amComments Off on SPER at Stanford Successfully Resolves Isreali-Palestinian Conflict
SPER at Stanford Successfully Resolves Isreali-Palestinian Conflict

This last weekend, Stanford Students for Palestinian Equal Rights organized a rally to “end the Israeli apartheid against Palestinian citizens.” Not even in their wildest dreams did they imagine that they would finally solve the generation-spanning Levantine conflict by getting a few hundred college students onto the Stanford campus. “We’ve been accused of ‘preaching […]

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Leaders of Israel and Palestine Participate in Teambuilding Activities

December 3, 2012 12:01 pmComments Off on Leaders of Israel and Palestine Participate in Teambuilding Activities
Leaders of Israel and Palestine Participate in Teambuilding Activities

Amidst staff from corporate giants such as HP and Costco, leaders from Israel and Palestine attended a team-building conference last Tuesday in an attempt to improve morale and chemistry between the two.  The conference featured such activities as the human knot, which Prime minister Nehtanyahu and Hamas leader Khalel Mashaad […]

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Ask a Sexually Frustrated Middle East Analyst

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Ask a Sexually Frustrated Middle East Analyst

Dear Sexually Frustrated Middle East Analyst, I want to be more informed about world politics, but the middle east seems so complex, I don’t even know where to start. Help me out? Sincerely, Confused in Crothers Dear Confused, The Middle Eastern conflict is a really hairy issue, but for now […]

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Obama Issues Strong, Decisive Statement on Israel/Palestine Conflict

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Obama Issues Strong, Decisive Statement on Israel/Palestine Conflict

In a press conference Monday morning, President Obama finally issued a statement in which he clarified his office’s position on the growing conflict between Israel and Palestine. The President has come under fire for not taking strong enough action to address the recent outbreaks of escalating violence in the Middle […]

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Israel and Palestine Reach Agreement: Modern Family Is Hilarious

January 30, 2012 6:00 amComments Off on Israel and Palestine Reach Agreement: Modern Family Is Hilarious
Israel and Palestine Reach Agreement: Modern Family Is Hilarious

After years of bitter struggle, the Israel and Palestine camps have reached an agreement: Modern Family is the best show on television. Negotiations had been at a standstill until both sides realized it was almost eight o’clock and Modern Family was about to start. Political pundits explained that negotiations had […]

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Jews Haggle Over Value of Human Life

October 28, 2011 3:09 pmComments Off on Jews Haggle Over Value of Human Life
Jews Haggle Over Value of Human Life

The recent landmark prisoner exchange between Israeli and Palestinian governments marks the beginning of new negotiation opportunities on both sides of the Jordan. But Jews of the world are torn over the achievement. “Of course we’re glad to see one of our soldiers returned safely home,” said one Israeli representative. […]

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Jewish-Muslim Game Night Devolves into Heated Game of Risk

May 9, 2010 4:31 pm0 comments
Jewish-Muslim Game Night Devolves into Heated Game of Risk

HILLEL HOUSE–Last week, tens of Jewish and Muslim students gathered to promote interfaith relationships and just have a grand old time. Students attending the game night played a number of carefree games including Candyland, Apples to Apples and Connect Four 3D. While these games were all in good fun, tensions […]

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