Amidst staff from corporate giants such as HP and Costco, leaders from Israel and Palestine attended a team-building conference last Tuesday in an attempt to improve morale and chemistry between the two.
  The conference featured such activities as the human knot, which Prime minister Nehtanyahu and Hamas leader Khalel Mashaad both called “illuminating.”

Said Nehtanyahu, “I had no idea Palestinians were willing to work on untangling difficult knots,” as he fell backwards into the open arms of the Hamas delegate during the trust fall exercise.

The two went on to share their deepest darkest fears, and found out that they shared common ground over a fear of missiles and Syria.
At the end of the workshop Nehtanyahu and Mashaad were presented with “We’re All in This Together”-themed goodie bags at the closing ceremony, which included Friendship Bears, sponsored by Build a Bear Workshop.
Stated Mashaad, “My Friendship Bear reminds me that Israelis can be my friends too. That’s because his name is Moses.

You May Also Like

Campus A Cappella Groups to Begin Eleven-Month Hibernation Period

As October enters full swing, midterms loom over us, and the Stanford…

Rick Perry Can’t Name Three Things He’s Thankful For

Presidential hopeful Rick Perry sat down to dinner on Thursday for his…

Aspiring Serial Killer Frustrated That All the Coolest MO’s Already Taken

Furrowing his brow, aspiring serial killer Joseph Michael Evans expressed frustration earlier…