REPORT: 85% of Nation’s Uncles Regularly Bitch About Government Shutdown for No Reason

Tulsa, Oklahoma–What was meant to be a nice, family dinner at the…

Stanford Student Argues the Fuck Out of Dinner Table Discussion

It started off like a normal dinner conversation, but when Nathan Kauffen,…

Adolescent Lawn-Mowers and Lemonade Stand Managers Distraught about Immigration

Across the country independent lawn-mowing and lemonade-selling entrepreneurs expressed discontent with President…

Budget Cuts Force Stanford to Cancel Winter Quarter

 STANFORD, CA—As the American economy continues on its downward spiral, Stanford University…