Across the country independent lawn-mowing and lemonade-selling entrepreneurs expressed discontent with President Obama’s lenient remarks on immigration during the State of the Union.
12 year-old Mike Wachowski decried, “At the rate the immigrant population is increasing I am going to have to start charging per lawn to stay competitive.
” Top economist Paul Krugman proclaimed, “If anyone is getting really hit by immigration, it’s the kids.
It’s simply terrible. They’re just kids for crying out loud.
” Krugman added on, “And don’t underestimate the effect this is having on the rest of the economy.
Hot wheels, play-doh, name any toy – the sales are going down.”

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