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iCarly Under Fire for “Truth Behind 9/11” Vlog

June 10, 2019 12:00 pmComments Off on iCarly Under Fire for “Truth Behind 9/11” Vlog
iCarly Under Fire for “Truth Behind 9/11” Vlog

Teen vlog star Carly Shay — popularly known as “iCarly,” after her eponymous web series — has found herself in hot water this past week after airing an 80-minute segment entitled “The Truth Behind 9/11: What the Lizardoids Don’t Want You to Know About the Sixth Tower: Fahrenheit Two Billion: […]

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Student Without Summer Plans Just Going to Wait Tables, Maybe Die

February 11, 2019 7:00 pmComments Off on Student Without Summer Plans Just Going to Wait Tables, Maybe Die
Student Without Summer Plans Just Going to Wait Tables, Maybe Die

Saturday night, Stanford junior Jack Mehogg was reportedly distraught after being officially rejected from every single summer internship, grant, and job for which he applied. This development was the last element in a tragic sequence of events, one which started with birth and concluded the moment he opened that final, […]

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Marc Tessier-Lavigne Revealed to be Hooked to Cryogenic Vat Between Speeches

October 24, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Marc Tessier-Lavigne Revealed to be Hooked to Cryogenic Vat Between Speeches
Marc Tessier-Lavigne Revealed to be Hooked to Cryogenic Vat Between Speeches

In a press conference that has stunned students and wowed the scientific community, Stanford Provost Persis Drell confirmed this weekend that school president Marc Tessier-Lavigne is kept preserved in a cryogenic vat between speeches, only emerging from his ungodly slumber for intermittent public appearances. “It’s basically a Winter Soldier-type deal,” […]

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Op-Ed: Megalodon Is In Lake Lag And I Have Proof

March 17, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Op-Ed: Megalodon Is In Lake Lag And I Have Proof
Op-Ed: Megalodon Is In Lake Lag And I Have Proof

Look guys, hear me out on this one. Megalodon is real and he is living in Lake Lag right now. I get it, you might be a little skeptical. I was too at first! Does it really make sense for this massive shark, presumed extinct for over 2 million years, […]

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Comm Major Lands Sweet Internship with Liberal Media Conspiracy

November 30, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Comm Major Lands Sweet Internship with Liberal Media Conspiracy
Comm Major Lands Sweet Internship with Liberal Media Conspiracy

Despite fears that she would wind up spending another summer working for her local lamestream news rag, junior Stephanie Flores learned Sunday that she had landed a prime internship with the global liberal media conspiracy. “It’s so exciting,” she said, proudly scrolling through the homepage of CNN. “They said I’ll […]

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Conspiracy Theory: Moon Landing was an Inside Job

April 20, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Conspiracy Theory: Moon Landing was an Inside Job
Conspiracy Theory: Moon Landing was an Inside Job

Following in the proud American tradition of fringe beliefs, a small but vocal group has begun to amass support for its claim that the 1969 moon landing was supported – either through direct intervention or tacit acceptance – by the government of the United States of America. “What people often […]

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Opinion: “I Know Why The Mausoleum Party Was Moved—Those Dead People Were Coming Alive”

November 1, 2008 9:45 pm0 comments
Opinion: “I Know Why The Mausoleum Party Was Moved—Those Dead People Were Coming Alive”

Some of you may just think I’m your average conspiracy theorist, but that is certainly not the case. I have some reliable inside scoop here, but I won’t tell you exactly where I got the information from (the spirits).
     First let me dispel some of the overriding theories for […]

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