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Sea Levels Rising, Seizing the Means of Production

October 23, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Sea Levels Rising, Seizing the Means of Production
Sea Levels Rising, Seizing the Means of Production
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Conservative Student Denies Change in Campus Climate

May 7, 2015 9:00 amComments Off on Conservative Student Denies Change in Campus Climate
Conservative Student Denies Change in Campus Climate

Insisting that, “the jury is still out” on whether Stanford’s campus environment has transformed in the past year, conservative student Dale McPhee expressed doubt on Thursday about the veracity of recent changes in the climate of the student body. “Sure, 97% of experts say that now,” he offered, “But we […]

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Ted Cruz Actually Found To Be Time-Traveller From 2008

April 17, 2015 9:00 amComments Off on Ted Cruz Actually Found To Be Time-Traveller From 2008
Ted Cruz Actually Found To Be Time-Traveller From 2008

The signs were there from the very beginning: the willingness to argue against climate change, the insistence that the economy was currently in the process of catastrophic failure. It was not until this past Friday, however, that widely held suspicions were finally confirmed: Ted Cruz is actually a time traveller […]

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Breaking News: It is HOT Outside

May 6, 2014 9:00 amComments Off on Breaking News: It is HOT Outside
Breaking News: It is HOT Outside

According to numerous sources, including meteorological experts from Alaska and the Midwest, it is hot outside.  Furthermore, students all over campus have been voicing their complaints on this recent turn of events.  One male freshman from Otero commented, “It’s like so hot.  I literally can’t even.”  Another English and Physics […]

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Groundhog Sees His Shadow, Global Warming Formally Disproved

February 8, 2009 4:27 pm0 comments
Groundhog Sees His Shadow, Global Warming Formally Disproved

Punxsutawney, PA—In the timeless tradition of groundhogs that have come before him, Punxsutawney Phil came out last Monday, February 2nd and saw his shadow. Meteorologists and environmentalists around the world are stirring after an event with such revolutionary implications. “Do you know what this means for global warming?” said one […]

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