Report: Some Shit Happening on Other Side of the World

As elections in the United States draw to a close and citizens…

US Military Unveils Dog Capable of Smelling Hatred of America

A US military official recently announced the arrival of a groundbreaking new…

American Celebrates Independence, Moves Into Parents’ Basement

SUBURBIA—For over 200 years, Americans have celebrated the Fourth of July with…

America’s Balls Shrink 40% After Obama Victory, GOP’s Worst Fears Confirmed

True to the predictions of several conservative pundits and bloggers, electing the…