Articles by: Skanky Bobby

I think Donald Trump Is A Terrible Person, But I Sure Do Love His Music

June 5, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on I think Donald Trump Is A Terrible Person, But I Sure Do Love His Music
I think Donald Trump Is A Terrible Person, But I Sure Do Love His Music
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This Woman FELL Off a CLIFF and Now She’s DEAD

May 22, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on This Woman FELL Off a CLIFF and Now She’s DEAD
Accident-prone female executive falling over against a white background
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Report: This is the Worst Dolphin

April 24, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Report: This is the Worst Dolphin
Report: This is the Worst Dolphin

If we were to rank every single dolphin from best to worst, this would be the very bottom. Look at it. Where the fuck is it even, a swamp? It can’t even manage to get into a tributary or inland sea? No, it can’t. Because it’s a dumb wrinkly piece […]

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We Shot This Man With A Gun And The Results Were Horrifying

January 10, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on We Shot This Man With A Gun And The Results Were Horrifying
We Shot This Man With A Gun And The Results Were Horrifying
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Trump Prepares Balls For Placement on Presidential Desk

November 28, 2016 12:01 pmComments Off on Trump Prepares Balls For Placement on Presidential Desk
Trump Prepares Balls For Placement on Presidential Desk

As much of the country begins to reluctantly adjust to their disgust at the idea of a Trump presidency, Donald Trump himself has been busy making preparations for his administration’s transition to the White House. Chief among those preparations are choosing a presidential cabinet from a list of names copied […]

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Roommates Haven’t Even Compared Dicks Yet

October 17, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Roommates Haven’t Even Compared Dicks Yet
Roommates Haven’t Even Compared Dicks Yet
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Local Tree Celebrates Human Week by Dressing Up in Human Skin

February 22, 2016 12:01 pmComments Off on Local Tree Celebrates Human Week by Dressing Up in Human Skin
Local Tree Celebrates Human Week by Dressing Up in Human Skin

In response to Stanford’s well known “Tree Week,” during which members of the undergraduate student body compete for the right to dress up in a tree suit for the next year to show how much they love football, several local trees have rallied to create a festive week of their […]

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Nation So Fucking Ready

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Nation So Fucking Ready
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Horny Toad Fucks Like Champ

November 30, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Horny Toad Fucks Like Champ
Horny Toad Fucks Like Champ
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Freshman Never Intended to Go This Long Without Masturbating

November 9, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Freshman Never Intended to Go This Long Without Masturbating
Freshman Never Intended to Go This Long Without Masturbating
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