Vague AlertSU Nomenclature System Confuses Students

Increasing activity on the AlertSU system this Autumn Quarter has led students…

SU Alert Describes Thousands of Old People Creeping Around Campus Over Weekend

An SU Alert received by the Stanford community earlier today alerted the…

Planned Terrorist Attack Against Saudi Ambassador Thwarted By AlertSU Text

The United States Department of Homeland Security confirmed today that the vast…

AlertSU Update: There Are Fireworks, and There’s Probably Also Another Peeper

AlertSU Reports Woman Peeper: Huge Cockblock



The University was met with a flood of complaints after it began…

AlertSU Update

Warning: Pretentious student spotted near the Coffee House. The student was last…