A Letter From Flipside Editor Barney Schmutz: I’ll Tell You What We’ll Do If We Find Your Name on that List

News has been flitting around the campus lately that the ASSU will…

International Sex Scandal Becomes Political Tactic

In the week following the sex scandal of Dominique Strauss-Kahn, the Managing…

What Student Groups Will Do If You Refund Them

With the ASSU voting whether to give student groups access to the…

Student Incredibly Ambivalent over Draw Results

When draw results were announced last Wednesday via Axess, freshman student and…

New Vietnamese Restaurant Coming to Campus: Pho Queue

Vietnamese chain restaurant Pho Queue is coming to Stanford. Famous for its…

US Military Unveils Dog Capable of Smelling Hatred of America

A US military official recently announced the arrival of a groundbreaking new…

Finals Studying Plans Back on After Rapture Falls Through

Schwarzenegger Set on Terminating Sex Scandal

Sources close to Arnold Schwarzenegger report that the former governor of California…

Report: The Environment is Destroying the Environment

For years, environmental scientists blamed anthropogenic CO2 emissions for destroying the environment.…