Dick Cheney Gets New Kidneys, V8 Engine

Dick Cheney recently underwent an extensive series of organ replacement surgeries in…

Supreme Court Mulls Constitutional Right to Shout “Fire” in an Empty Theater

In a decision expected to be handed down Thursday, the Supreme Court…

Duke Researcher Invents AIDS Cure, Has Attractive Secretary

Yesterday Dr. William Pallingham, a researcher at Duke University, announced the successful…

Student Proposes to Cocoa Puffs on Valentine’s Day

Senior Mark Ryman wanted to make this Valentine’s Day special, so he…

Rich Old Man, Hot Young Woman Overcome Obstacles to Find True Love

It’s a story truly worthy of attention on this Valentine’s Day February…

Stanford Students Found Revolutionary Startup That Does Nothing

SOTO–Two budding computer science majors from Soto released their latest project to…

Opinion: Selling Chocolate Vaginas is Wrong—It Objectifies Chocolate

This week, I received several e-mails promoting “V-Week” events—film screenings, panel discussions,…