SOTO–Two budding computer science majors from Soto released their latest project to the world yesterday, and tech pundits around the globe are going wild.

The site, called Jitterbunk, is a revolutionary startup that hopes to combine social media to advance the global economy and change the way we go about our daily lives. The founders are one white guy and one Asian guy, and they both seem to know a lot about computers.

Students have gone wild so far about the site. “It’s great how I can just jitterbunk my friends whenever I want. It’s amazing what these kids have been able to do in such a short period of time.”

There has already been speculation about an IPO in the near future for Jitterbunk, and Techcruch has valued the company at near 2 million dollars.

“We are looking to expand our user base,” said the founder. “We started small, but we have big goals now.”

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