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Stanford Defeats Racism with Screening of “Tubman,” A Movie About A Man Who Wakes Up as A Bathtub and Everyone Is Racist Against Him but At the End, They Learn to Accept Their Differences and Sing in A Circle and Take A Bath in Him

Let’s have them three cheers and a slap on the ol’ ass,…

Freshman Elated to Spend Next Three Years with Friends Who Will Abandon Him Spring Quarter

After a grueling and lonesome high school experience, Soto resident Justin Kennedy…

Guy Who Claims to “Hate to Play Devil’s Advocate” Plays Devil’s Advocate Again

In shocking news coming from the Tuesday afternoon section of POLISCI 153,…

Annotations by Former Textbook Owner Suggest They Were Truly Starting at Base Fucking Zero

The results of a new investigation into the strange, sometimes incomprehensible annotations…

All Frosh are “Really Fucking Dumb” Finds Sophomore Class Study

Last Friday, local sophomore Kevin Miramontes, Class of 2022, came to the…

College Vlogger Announces Plans to Solve Systemic Bias of College Admissions Process

After freshman Callen Outcault arrived on Stanford’s campus this fall, she started…

Professor Accidentally Opens List of Students Ranked by Hotness Instead of Powerpoint

In a mistake that will haunt Dr. Eric Breckenridge for the rest…

Scholarly Conference Devolves Into Violence Over Disagreement About What the Hell ‘Toad’ from Mario Is Even Supposed to Be

This past week, Stanford’s Institution for Applied and Theoretical Video Game Research…