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Following investigation of lecturer Alex Gould, SEC realizes that entirety of Stanford University is and elaborate, multi-tiered marketing pyramid scheme led by MTL

Last month, the Univeristy was shocked when the United States Securities and…

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In Honor of Louise Glück   Roses… are vaguely orange  Violets – somewhat…

Canvas hit with lawsuit over constant emails, deemed cyberstalking

Students all across the Stanford community have filed a class action lawsuit…

Club Cardinal Now Distributing In-Game Currency Based on Your Financial Aid

The developers behind the Club Cardinal platform have partnered directly with Stanford’s…

A Graduation Farewell, from the Flipside Seniors

Editor’s Note: The following was pre-written in September 2019, back when we…

Board of Trustees Declare Commitment to Treating All Communities with Respect, Especially Fossil Fuel Companies

In response to calls for the university to divest from various interests…

Report: Hundreds of Catalytic Converters Found in MTL’s Basement

In a press conference earlier this week, just days before the end…

Smirking Trustee announces that there’s nothing anyone can do — they already spent all Stanford’s money on buying one enormous monster truck that can only be fueled with the burnt remnants of rare Amazonian trees

Stanford Admins Exasperated at Having to Send Yet Another Fucking Email About Current Events