Introducing the Flipside’s New Righteous Retribution Program

March 20, 2019 8:41 am
Introducing the Flipside’s New Righteous Retribution Program

Have you ever thought to yourself, “Hey—isn’t the satire scene getting a little crowded around here?” I bet you think that to yourself all the time these past few weeks, because it’s true. It’s an issue that keeps us up at night, lying in bed, staring at the ceiling, wondering […]

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Cardinal Nights Revealed to be Front for Underground Fight Club

March 11, 2019 7:00 pm
Cardinal Nights Revealed to be Front for Underground Fight Club

We’ve accepted bike crashes as commonplace at Stanford. Especially with the rain, we seem to acknowledge them as an inevitability, so much so that we should consider an introsem to teach Freshman who dress like graduate students (yes you with the over-the-shoulder bag and shoes so business casual they could […]

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Op-Ed: My Friends and I Pooled Our Meal Plan Dollars and Bought a 1976 Honda Civic

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Op-Ed: My Friends and I Pooled Our Meal Plan Dollars and Bought a 1976 Honda Civic
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In Effort to Reduce Transport Numbers, ResEd Bans Transports

March 4, 2019 7:00 pm
In Effort to Reduce Transport Numbers, ResEd Bans Transports

“We are thrilled to have arrived at such an innovative update to our drinking policies,” Vice Provost Susan Brubaker-Cole wrote in her most recent ResX Planning Update Email. “Our administration is now taking yet another thoughtful step to reduce dangerous student drinking by prohibiting it – a tactic proven effective […]

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In a Powerful Lecture at CEMEX Auditorium, Dinesh D’Souza Illustrates Holocaust with Sock Puppets

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In a Powerful Lecture at CEMEX Auditorium, Dinesh D’Souza Illustrates Holocaust with Sock Puppets

Invited by the respected hate group known as the Stanford College Republicans, guest speaker and mild fascist Dinesh D’Souza made his fourth appearance at the Farm on Friday. In an artful and avant-garde performance, D’Souza used homemade sock puppets to produce a musical comedy about the Holocaust complete with colorful […]

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My Parents Found Out I Never Lost My Baby Teeth and are Now Revoking My Meal Plan so I Can Go on An All-Jawbreaker Diet to Toughen Up

February 25, 2019 7:00 pm
My Parents Found Out I Never Lost My Baby Teeth and are Now Revoking My Meal Plan so I Can Go on An All-Jawbreaker Diet to Toughen Up

I’m from DC—a long way from Stanford, I know. But one of the reasons I came here is because it’s so far away from home. All I wanted was to not have to hide anymore, to have some place where I could be myself without worrying about judgment. Stupid of […]

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SOE Releases 2019 Oscar Nominated Frats, TDX Up for Best Adapted Frat

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SOE Releases 2019 Oscar Nominated Frats, TDX Up for Best Adapted Frat
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Leaked: Read the Marriage Pact Story The Daily REFUSES to Publish!

February 24, 2019 2:00 pm
Leaked: Read the Marriage Pact Story The Daily REFUSES to Publish!

Editors Note: The following story was leaked to The Flipside after The Daily refused to publish it in their coverage of the most recent Marriage Pact, citing it as “too fucked up and postmodern.” Luckily, The Flipside loves stuff that is fucked up and/or postmodern, and as such has chosen […]

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Dad Beats Me in Beer Pong During Parents Weekend, Fucks my Girlfriend

February 19, 2019 7:00 pm
Dad Beats Me in Beer Pong During Parents Weekend, Fucks my Girlfriend
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Junior Has Been Stealing Books from Green for Years, Just for the Rush

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Junior Has Been Stealing Books from Green for Years, Just for the Rush

Stanford Junior Timothy Lewis revealed to the Flipside that he has stolen between three to four thousand books from Cecil H. Green Library since his first day at the university — just for that sweet, sweet endorphin rush. Whether it be the Bender Room, Lane or just a misfit bookshelf […]

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