SOE Releases 2019 Oscar Nominated Frats, TDX Up for Best Adapted Frat

February 25, 2019 7:00 pm
SOE Releases 2019 Oscar Nominated Frats, TDX Up for Best Adapted Frat
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Leaked: Read the Marriage Pact Story The Daily REFUSES to Publish!

February 24, 2019 2:00 pm
Leaked: Read the Marriage Pact Story The Daily REFUSES to Publish!

Editors Note: The following story was leaked to The Flipside after The Daily refused to publish it in their coverage of the most recent Marriage Pact, citing it as “too fucked up and postmodern.” Luckily, The Flipside loves stuff that is fucked up and/or postmodern, and as such has chosen […]

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Dad Beats Me in Beer Pong During Parents Weekend, Fucks my Girlfriend

February 19, 2019 7:00 pm
Dad Beats Me in Beer Pong During Parents Weekend, Fucks my Girlfriend
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Junior Has Been Stealing Books from Green for Years, Just for the Rush

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Junior Has Been Stealing Books from Green for Years, Just for the Rush

Stanford Junior Timothy Lewis revealed to the Flipside that he has stolen between three to four thousand books from Cecil H. Green Library since his first day at the university — just for that sweet, sweet endorphin rush. Whether it be the Bender Room, Lane or just a misfit bookshelf […]

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Informal Policy Among Students to Execute Anyone Who Scores Above Mean on Midterms

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Informal Policy Among Students to Execute Anyone Who Scores Above Mean on Midterms

Following a particularly rough midterm season, and under the nose of school authorities, a group of students have banded together and agreed upon the somewhat controversial policy wherein any student who scores above the mean on a test will be stripped naked, tied to a table in White Plaza, and […]

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Report: ‘Stanford Duck Syndrome’ Rebranded to ‘Stanford Frog Syndrome’ as Students Start Eating Live Frogs

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Report: ‘Stanford Duck Syndrome’ Rebranded to ‘Stanford Frog Syndrome’ as Students Start Eating Live Frogs

As the weather turns wet and the cracks in the road slowly begin to fill with puddles of water, mud and air-born amphibian spawn, a scourge of frogs has descended onto the campus of Leland Stanford Junior University. As students adjust to this new environment now teeming with toads, many […]

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Student Without Summer Plans Just Going to Wait Tables, Maybe Die

February 11, 2019 7:00 pm
Student Without Summer Plans Just Going to Wait Tables, Maybe Die

Saturday night, Stanford junior Jack Mehogg was reportedly distraught after being officially rejected from every single summer internship, grant, and job for which he applied. This development was the last element in a tragic sequence of events, one which started with birth and concluded the moment he opened that final, […]

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Inspiring: Stanford Student Takes a Stand Against Cold Weather by Transferring

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Inspiring: Stanford Student Takes a Stand Against Cold Weather by Transferring

(For confidentiality purposes, the Flipside will not be using Reed Pearson’s name in this article.) Winter quarter bears not only sad students, but also sad weather. One sandal-wearing Stanford student is taking this particularly hard; in fact, the frigid air and monsoon rains have pushed this young man to pursue […]

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Title IX Now Requires You to Complete American Ninja Warrior Obstacle Course Before Reporting

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Title IX Now Requires You to Complete American Ninja Warrior Obstacle Course Before Reporting
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TDX House Comes Back from Tornado, Lands On Top of Wicked ResEd Dean of the South

February 4, 2019 7:00 pm
TDX House Comes Back from Tornado, Lands On Top of Wicked ResEd Dean of the South

The magical land of drunken munchkin men, otherwise known as TDX, had a reason to rejoiced this past Friday. Their house, as clean and well-lit as ever, came down from a freak tornado in the sky, fell to the earth, and – by pure happenstance – landed on top of […]

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