A Graduation Farewell, from the Flipside Seniors

Editor’s Note: The following was pre-written in September 2019, back when we…

Now that I have my official diploma from my math major, I can finally know Krelb, the “wretched numeral” between 4 and 5

Board of Trustees Declare Commitment to Treating All Communities with Respect, Especially Fossil Fuel Companies

In response to calls for the university to divest from various interests…

Zoom Sucks! Now It’s Not Fun to Masturbate in Class

Look, don’t get me wrong; my sock drawer has been emptied for…

Senior Still Hasn’t Come to Terms with Fact That They’ll Never Vomit Cajun Fries into an Old Union Toilet Again

Sitting absentmindedly on the couch, watching their ninth consecutive episode of Netflix…

Report: Hundreds of Catalytic Converters Found in MTL’s Basement

In a press conference earlier this week, just days before the end…
Corporation PR Departments Puzzled by Possibility of Being Black and Queer at…