Confession: The Only Thing I’ve Listened to in the Past Ten Years is the Indiana Jones Theme Song on Repeat, and it Changed Me

February 25, 2019 7:00 pm
Confession: The Only Thing I’ve Listened to in the Past Ten Years is the Indiana Jones Theme Song on Repeat, and it Changed Me

Hey! You ever listen to a song so much that you know it by heart—every lyric, every shift in tone or chord, every rhythm and pause? If the answer is “yes,” then you’ve got absolutely nothing on me, because for the past ten years the only thing I’ve listened to […]

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My Parents Found Out I Never Lost My Baby Teeth and are Now Revoking My Meal Plan so I Can Go on An All-Jawbreaker Diet to Toughen Up

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My Parents Found Out I Never Lost My Baby Teeth and are Now Revoking My Meal Plan so I Can Go on An All-Jawbreaker Diet to Toughen Up

I’m from DC—a long way from Stanford, I know. But one of the reasons I came here is because it’s so far away from home. All I wanted was to not have to hide anymore, to have some place where I could be myself without worrying about judgment. Stupid of […]

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Bernie Sheds His Exoskeleton Again, Emerging 30 Years Younger and Ready to Rumble

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Bernie Sheds His Exoskeleton Again, Emerging 30 Years Younger and Ready to Rumble

In a video announcing his presidential campaign, Bernie Sanders (D-VT) is seen staring grimly at the camera. As the video draws to a close, however, Bernie engages in his quadrennial ritual: he curls up on the ground, convulses a few times, and shucks off all of his skin and clothing, […]

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SOE Releases 2019 Oscar Nominated Frats, TDX Up for Best Adapted Frat

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SOE Releases 2019 Oscar Nominated Frats, TDX Up for Best Adapted Frat
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Queso Crisis: Exhausted Cheese Grating Waiter Still Waiting for a “When”

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Queso Crisis: Exhausted Cheese Grating Waiter Still Waiting for a “When”

It all began with senior Zoe Baldoro, a delicious bowl of gnocchi cooked to perfection, and a tasteful Chianti on the side. As she began to gleefully dig into the pasta, the waiter rushed over with a block of perfectly wrapped parmesan and asked her whether she wanted any on […]

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Leaked: Read the Marriage Pact Story The Daily REFUSES to Publish!

February 24, 2019 2:00 pm
Leaked: Read the Marriage Pact Story The Daily REFUSES to Publish!

Editors Note: The following story was leaked to The Flipside after The Daily refused to publish it in their coverage of the most recent Marriage Pact, citing it as “too fucked up and postmodern.” Luckily, The Flipside loves stuff that is fucked up and/or postmodern, and as such has chosen […]

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Sad: I Started an Escape Room in My Basement and These Kidnapped Vagrants are NOT Working Together Well Enough to Beat it

February 19, 2019 7:00 pm
Sad: I Started an Escape Room in My Basement and These Kidnapped Vagrants are NOT Working Together Well Enough to Beat it
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Dad Beats Me in Beer Pong During Parents Weekend, Fucks my Girlfriend

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Dad Beats Me in Beer Pong During Parents Weekend, Fucks my Girlfriend
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El Chapo’s Private Zoo’s Lack of Diversity “Troubling”, DeVos Says

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El Chapo’s Private Zoo’s Lack of Diversity “Troubling”, DeVos Says

Notorious Mexican drug lord Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman, who has been on trial in Brooklyn over the past month, has been revealed to own a private zoo. After the court’s biased and unfair decision to sentence him to life on February 12th, many men and women have spoken up, condemning […]

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Junior Has Been Stealing Books from Green for Years, Just for the Rush

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Junior Has Been Stealing Books from Green for Years, Just for the Rush

Stanford Junior Timothy Lewis revealed to the Flipside that he has stolen between three to four thousand books from Cecil H. Green Library since his first day at the university — just for that sweet, sweet endorphin rush. Whether it be the Bender Room, Lane or just a misfit bookshelf […]

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