Whoops! Local cop shoots self in foot (figuratively) by shooting protester in head (literally)

Smirking Trustee announces that there’s nothing anyone can do — they already spent all Stanford’s money on buying one enormous monster truck that can only be fueled with the burnt remnants of rare Amazonian trees

Stanford Admins Exasperated at Having to Send Yet Another Fucking Email About Current Events

Bike Left on Campus Gets Struck by Lightning and Gains Sentience — But Slowly Goes Insane Because It is Chained Outside to a Sign-pole and Cannot Escape

He calls himself Nork. A rusting grey Schwinn, he sits day after…

Porn Site Releases New “Step-Daughter Teaches Racist Step-Uncle About Slavery and The Legacy of Anti-Black Racism in the US” Video Series to Educate White People About Racial Disparities in American Society

Protests have recently erupted all across the United States as the structural…

Provost Drell Confronts Racial Injustice with Sock Puppetry

Responding to the protests that have emerged in the wake of George…