President Cardona Slow to Respond to Great Lag Milk Spill

Last Wednesday, the student body of Stanford was devastated when freshman Jack…

Phenomenal Court Mopping Propels Stanford to First NCAA Volleyball Championship Since 1978

Reminiscent of bat-boy legend Jake Newman’s phenomenal 1987 performance that propelled Stanford…

Lebron James to Sign with the Stanford Cardinal

League sources have confirmed that superstar LeBron James plans to opt out…

Jewish-Muslim Game Night Devolves into Heated Game of Risk

HILLEL HOUSE–Last week, tens of Jewish and Muslim students gathered to promote…

AlertSU Reports Woman Peeper: Huge Cockblock



The University was met with a flood of complaints after it began…

Class of ’72 Surges to Win Battle of the Classes

Citing the need to defend their claim as the best class since…

Facebook Introduces ‘Like Like’ Button For Awkward Teens

Just weeks after announcing its ambitious plan to spread the ‘Like’ button…

On Closing the Gap

On Thursday, April 29, professors, students and alumni from Stanford came together…

Stanford Daily Caught in Printing Scandal

STANFORD, CA—Last Wednesday, scandal erupted at The Stanford Daily when Judicial Affairs…

Earthquake Hits Applebees

BAKERSFIELD, CA–In a major tragedy yesterday, an earthquake devastated a local Applebees.…