Area man Jim Hanson has been eagerly awaiting the return of HBO’s hit show, Game of Thrones.  The political fantasy series provides Hanson with the unique, socially acceptable opportunity to watch porn in the company of his friends.

“I’ve really missed being able to look at people boning while sharing a bowl of popcorn with some good friends,” explained Hanson.
Hanson reportedly tried to test the waters during the hiatus before the release of season 4 by browsing one of his favorite erotic video sites when he had some guests over for dinner.  The gesture, apparently, was not well received.
Says Hanson, “I’m just excited to see where the story goes.  Who will die, who will fight, but really just who will fuck.
  Plus, I get to share the action with my pals.”

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