Leland Stanford Jr. Rises from Dead, Rocks Out

Stanford’s notoriously crazy Halloween party became even crazier Friday night when, as…

Student Blames Unexcused Absence on Butterfly Effect

Following 3 consecutive unexcused absences from his Thinking Matters section, an offense…

Opinion: Hey Republicans, Maybe You Guys Could Stop Saying Offensive Things About Rape?

Hey Republicans, how’s it going? Pretty busy with elections, I bet. Looks…

Antiquated Electoral College Replaced with BCS Poll

Calling the Electoral College a “political relic of a bygone era” and…

Totalitarian Socialist Theme Dorm to Open on West Campus

University officials excitedly announced plans to convert Yost into a Totalitarian Socialist…

Vaden Cites Ability to See Own Breath as Sign of Demonic Possession

Campus has undergone strange changes this past week: sunglasses have given way…

Ask a High School Senior Applying to Stanford

Dear High School Senior Applying to Stanford, I’m trying to get some…

Rich San Fransiscans who Don’t Follow Up Baseball Excitedly Snap up World Series Tickets