Kardashian Looking For New Fake Husband For Television

December 2, 2011 11:00 am
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Kardashian Looking For New Fake Husband For Television

Kim Kardashian, famous for being famous, is currently on the prowl for her new television husband after the demise of her 72-day marriage to basketball player, Kris Humphries.  She has recently leaked to the press that she is searching for a college student, hoping it will provide a new angle to her show as the “Ultimate Cougar.”

“I just like, really want to fall in love.”  Kardashian remarks.  The hopeless romantic likes long walks on the beach with her camera crew, shopping for clothes with her camera crew, spending quality time with her family and camera crew, eating chocolate-covered strawberries with her camera crew, and displaying her affection for her lovers with her camera crew, of course.

Any lucky man who wants his entire relationship documented on camera should definitely come to tryouts this coming Saturday.  Ex-husband Kris Humphries says he will buy Kim’s next choice of fake husband a nice steak dinner before the wedding because “it could be the last undocumented dinner you’ll ever have, at least for the next 72 days or so.”