After donating one million dollars to Haiti relief efforts yesterday, Hollywood superstars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are reportedly set to adopt all the children in Haiti.


When asked if they were ready to take care of an additional two million children, Jolie—who already has six children—responded, “Well, we always wanted a baby from Haiti, but the government just wouldn’t give us one.
 I guess it was an all or nothing type of deal.  I feel like we’re doing the right thing, though.

The couple’s nanny, Sally Richards, however, was not pleased.

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