Fiesta Bowl Not PC–Stanford Not Allowed to Play in it

In a controversial announcement, student activities administrator, Amanda Rodriquez announced that the…

Woman Accuses Cain of “Professional Relationship” as Campaign Comes to Close

Just days after announcing the suspension of his presidential campaign, Herman Cain…

Opinion: It’s Colder This Year Than Last Year

Dude, what the heck? It’s like, so much colder than it was…

Bill to Replace Scientific Method with “Blue’s Clues” Method

CAPITOL HILL—Today, Congress heard arguments over a bill that would mandate the…

New SUAlert Writer Not As Funny As Last Year’s Writer

People were lining up down the block to read the new SUAlert…

Why Aren’t We Shaving Our Novembeards?

Wikipedia Finally Uses Attractive Person to Raise Money

Ralph Castro Just Needs a Drink

After the record number of alcohol transports this fall and the complete…