Sources report that sophomore Nathan Kingston, child prodigy and math aficionado, has lost significant interest in the arcane processes behind real analysis after getting some action at Sigma Nu last Friday night.

online pharmacy furosemide for sale with best prices today in the USA
online pharmacy periactin with best prices today in the USA

“Basically, I’m the shit now,” a confident Kingston told the Flipside, scratching his balls nonchalantly.

online pharmacy http://www.nicaweb.com/scripts/js/synthroid.html with best prices today in the USA

“For a while, my ascension through the world of math was all that mattered to me. But after grinding with some drunk chick on Friday night, I realized that the world of higher math just isn’t that interesting.

online pharmacy symbicort inhaler for sale with best prices today in the USA
online pharmacy http://www.nicaweb.com/scripts/js/metformin.html with best prices today in the USA

Not all are happy with this sudden change of events, however. Professor Leon Simon recently lamented Kingston’s sudden change of life direction: “It’s a pity that the department’s going to lose such a talented mathematician,” said Simon, “but of course I understand that getting action is not always conducive to studying theoretical math.

online pharmacy flexeril with best prices today in the USA

Kingston will be sorely missed, but at least I can take solace in the fact that this almost never happens.

online pharmacy http://www.nicaweb.com/scripts/js/lipitor.html with best prices today in the USA

You May Also Like

Opinion: Tiger Woods Gives Us a Bad Name





By Tony the Tiger 
 Over the past several decades I, along…

Stanford Institutes New Policy of Selling Riot Tickets Online Immediately After a Win

STANFORD, CA–In light of the recent success of the football team, Stanford…

Waterboarding to Be Included in 2010 X-Games

The ubiquitous press coverage of the Bush administration’s use of waterboarding has…