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Hormel Introduces New Meat-Based Vegetable Substitute

February 27, 2012 6:00 amComments Off on Hormel Introduces New Meat-Based Vegetable Substitute
Hormel Introduces New Meat-Based Vegetable Substitute

Hormel, the corporation behind Spam and other processed meat delicacies, has announced plans to move forward with a new line of meat-based textured vegetable food products. The new products are targeted at a growing segment of consumers who like the idea of eating vegetables but can’t or won’t find a […]

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Report: The Environment is Destroying the Environment

May 22, 2011 5:05 pmComments Off on Report: The Environment is Destroying the Environment
Report: The Environment is Destroying the Environment

For years, environmental scientists blamed anthropogenic CO2 emissions for destroying the environment. However, a recent study by researchers at Stanford University found that the environment is itself to blame for much of the destruction to the environment. Hurricanes, forest fires, earthquakes, and tsunamis are all responsible for killing trees, displacing […]

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Parents Still Really Amazed by the Potato Forks for Some Reason

March 1, 2011 9:30 amComments Off on Parents Still Really Amazed by the Potato Forks for Some Reason
Parents Still Really Amazed by the Potato Forks for Some Reason

Freshman Katie Swimmer took her parents to the Treehouse for lunch last weekend, but she couldn’t stop her parents from commenting on the potato forks they used to eat their meal. “They just wouldn’t shut the fuck up about the damn potato forks,” commented Katie, “I haven’t seen them in […]

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L’Oreal Unveils “Eco-Poo,” New Line of Fair-Trade, Gluten-Free, Feng-Shui Shampoo

January 14, 2011 9:00 amComments Off on L’Oreal Unveils “Eco-Poo,” New Line of Fair-Trade, Gluten-Free, Feng-Shui Shampoo
L’Oreal Unveils “Eco-Poo,” New Line of Fair-Trade, Gluten-Free, Feng-Shui Shampoo

With environmental consciousness on the rise throughout the United States, product engineers at L’Oreal have resorted to extreme measures to tailor their shampoo to the eco-friendly. According to spokeswoman Sandra Mills, “no animals were harmed in the making of this shampoo. No rocks, boulders, or large trees were harmed in […]

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Stanford to Meet Electricity, Heating Needs by Harnessing President Hennessy’s Raw Sexual Energy

November 28, 2010 4:45 pmComments Off on Stanford to Meet Electricity, Heating Needs by Harnessing President Hennessy’s Raw Sexual Energy
Stanford to Meet Electricity, Heating Needs by Harnessing President Hennessy’s Raw Sexual Energy

In an effort to remain a leader in environmental sustainability, Stanford has announced plans to capture and use University President John Hennessy’s raw sexual energy to meet the campus’s ever-growing energy needs. Similar to wind or solar power, the plan relies on a converting a naturally abundant, renewable and seemingly […]

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Opinion: I may stink, but I’m saving the environment

February 4, 2010 12:22 am0 comments
Opinion: I may stink, but I’m saving the environment

By Ben Burges The environment is in danger. Each day, we go about our business—filling landfills, drilling in the arctic, killing rain forests—but do we do anything to stop it? No. Well I think this sucks, and I’m going to do something about it. Here at MIT, we know what […]

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Student Ostracized For Throwing Garbage Into Compost Bin

November 2, 2009 1:46 am0 comments
Student Ostracized For Throwing Garbage Into Compost Bin



RICKER DINING—In an effort to curb global warming and environmental degradation, students and dining officials across campus have implemented new policies to promote green living and environmentally friendly lifestyles. Specifically, dining halls across campus have encouraged students to recycle, to compost their food, and to abstain from meat, dairy, and […]

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The Flipside Magazine: Aw Shucks, The Glaciers Are Melting

May 18, 2009 9:27 pm0 comments
The Flipside Magazine: Aw Shucks, The Glaciers Are Melting
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Hippie Club Changes Name to Students For a Sustainable Stanford

April 28, 2009 4:33 pm0 comments
Hippie Club Changes Name to Students For a Sustainable Stanford
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Students For a Sustainable Stanford Search For a Way To Recycle Wasted Time

February 22, 2009 9:22 pm0 comments
Students For a Sustainable Stanford Search For a Way To Recycle Wasted Time
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