Following their last big hit, the makers of ‘Animal House’ and ‘National Lampoon’s Bagboy’ have announced their newest film, ‘College Campus: Hot Prowl.’ The movie features Emma Watson as Chloe Vermuth, an attractive young co-ed who is trying to retrace the steps of the three men who stole her laptop but captured her heart. Chaos ensues as Chloe dons the face of her prowlers and goes from party to party and room to room in an effort to find her true love before the hot prowl ends. Hailed by Ebert and Roeper as “The worst film this decade,” ‘Hot Prowl’ is sure to be the best National Lampoon movie yet.

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