In an effort to foster unity among the admitted and waitlisted students, Stanford may or may not be planning a Waitlist Weekend sometime in the middle of summer.
If this weekend occurs, it might consist of a jam-packed schedule of activities and a great chance to meet your best friends for the next four years.
However, the fate of Waitlist Weekend rests on the success of Admit Weekend–if the admits really don’t like it, Waitlist Weekend may actually become a reality.

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