Throughout his campaign, ASSU Senator Greg Bernardi pledged that he would devote his complete efforts towards tackling sexual assault on campus.
As a first step towards achieving this goal, Bernardi announced that he will personally stop sexually assaulting women.
“Bernardi was responsible for 35% of sexual assault cases on campus,” said Peer Health Educator Lilianne Huff.
“This would be a big step forward for student health. It shows how one little person can have a big impact!

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