A report released yesterday by USA Today revealed that Stanford, in the midst of the nation’s crisis, can no longer be considered “well-endowed.
” Vice Provost for Undergraduate Education John Bravman was “saddened” but remained optimistic.
“Why do you have to always compare us to other schools like Harvard and Yale,” he said. “It’s not the size that matters, really, it’s how you use it.
” Bravman continued to reassure all involved that this was no big deal, that every school is different, and that “Stanford will use all of its available resources to try and find an innovative way to make it look like we’ve got more than enough where it counts.
”

You May Also Like

Administration Postpones FMOTQ To January 32nd, Hopes Students Won’t Notice

In an email sent out to the student body late Monday night,…

As Chuck-e-Cheese approaches IPO, competing chain Salmonella Sam’s struggles to remain in business

At the Chuck-e-Cheese on Lorendale drive in West Bennet, the parking lot…

Stanford’s Not So Well-Endowed, Starts New Credit Card Scheme to Get Bigger

In response to federal funding cuts to research, the Stanford Endowment has…