Barack Obama, president-elect of the United States, released on Sunday his schedule for the first day of his term as president, which will go down in history as a truly historic day.
Items on his schedule include:

First African-American Presidential Breakfast

First African-American Presidential Tooth Brushing

First African-American Presidential Morning Jog

First African-American Presidential Dog Walking

First African-American Presidential Pick-Up Basketball Game

First African-American Presidential Reading Of The Newspaper

First African-American Presidential Fixing Of A Plumbing Problem

First African-American Presidential Bedtime Story

among other, less relevant items. These truly historic events are sure to be commemorated in the hearts of Americans forever.

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