Local Tiger Brags About Having Charlie Sheen Blood

April 6, 2011 9:08 am
Local Tiger Brags About Having Charlie Sheen Blood
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Flipside Editorial Board Endorses Tenzin-Vasquez Michael Cruz SUCKS for ASSU Executive

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Flipside Editorial Board Endorses Tenzin-Vasquez Michael Cruz SUCKS for ASSU Executive

The following article is based on an editorial written in the April 5, 2011 edition of The Stanford Daily. Check it out here before reading the article. Displaying poise, passion, and a platform that would make the Dalai Lama scream in orgasmic pleasure, Tenzin Seldon ’12 and Joe Vasquez ’11 […]

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Charity Blood Drive Tainted By Tiger Blood

April 5, 2011 9:00 am
Charity Blood Drive Tainted By Tiger Blood

LOS ANGELES – A fundraising celebrity blood drive at the Cedars-Sinai medical center in West Hollywood led to a temporary lockdown on blood transfusions in the city region. Patients were exhibiting erratic behavior, ranging from breaking 100 mph in a school zone to a patient who, after receiving a transfusion, […]

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United States Apologizes For Dropping Tsunami On Japan

April 4, 2011 8:22 pm
United States Apologizes For Dropping Tsunami On Japan

After much international pressure, The United States apologized for their use of Tsunamis on Japan, causing many issues with radiation. The United States thought it was an appropriate retaliatory measure for Pearl Harbor, but has since apologized for dropping the Tsunami. Humanitarianists around the world are clamoring for a disarmament […]

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Issue 82 Puzzles

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Issue 82 Puzzles
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Flipside ASSU Elections Interviews

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Flipside ASSU Elections Interviews
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