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Issue 30 Puzzles

January 11th, 2010

Student Has So Much To Do

Student Has So Much To Do
June 1st, 2009

Students Turn Driving into a Drinking Game

Students Turn Driving into a Drinking Game
STANFORD, CA—Stanford students have always been at the forefront of new developments in every field, and the recent breakthroughs in drinking games have been no exception. Three days ago, Electrical...
June 1st, 2009

Axe and Palm Goes National

Axe and Palm Goes National
Steve Montell, Executive Director of Stanford Dining, announced on Monday that The Axe and Palm (TAP) would be embarking on a new business venture, and will be opening several franchise restaurants around...
June 1st, 2009

Supreme Court Helps Students Study For Finals; Holds Judicial Review Sessions

Supreme Court Helps Students Study For Finals; Holds Judicial Review Sessions
With finals just around the corner, many students have started worrying about how they are going to prepare for this quarter’s exams. Luckily, Chief Justice John Roberts of the Supreme Court announced...
June 1st, 2009

Yellow Fever Sufferer Seeks Pre-Assignment to Okada

Yellow Fever Sufferer Seeks Pre-Assignment to Okada
Last week, very, very white Junior Matt Taloman requested medical forms to be admitted pre-assignment to the four class dorm Okada. Taloman suffers from an acute case of yellow fever, a disease transmitted...
June 1st, 2009

University Unveils Useless Construction Project

University Unveils Useless Construction Project
In the face of across the board cuts throughout the university, Stanford today demonstrated its commitment to useless construction projects. The university today released a new plan to repaint all 4,375...
June 1st, 2009

FSPN: Jose Canseco Should Have Taken More Steroids

FSPN: Jose Canseco Should Have Taken More Steroids
May 29th, 2009