Rick Santorum Announces Exit from 2008 Presidential Campaign

Despite insistence that it being 2015 wouldn’t deter him, Rick Santorum announced…

Divisive Tricks v. Kids Case Reaches Supreme Court

Washington, D.C.—In a dramatic turn of events for the highly publicized case,…

Bostonians Feel Closure Knowing Tsarnaev Finally About to Start Lengthy Appeals Process

Study Finds Poor Math Scores Correlated with Number of Fingers Missing

PROVIDENCE, RI—After years of consistently high scores in all subjects with the…

Airline Offers Free Privilege-Checks for First-Class Passengers

Seattle, WA – Alaska Airlines continues to lead the way in the…

Faithful Gay Couple Cross State Border, Become Adulterous

ATLANTA, GEORGIA: On Friday of last week, Sadie and Liz Johnson-Hubbard were…

Tampering With, Destroying Lavatory Smoke Detectors Actually Illegal in Any Context, Reports Justice Department

             While most American travelers are aware…