Stanford to Bring Back All Those Experiments from the ‘60s Where They’d, Like, Give Teenagers Shrooms and Then Electrocute Them

Facing a budget shortfall amid the coronavirus crisis, the Stanford administration has…

Stanford Administration Releases Video of Contract Worker Praising Stanford While Held at Gunpoint

Following controversy over inaction and misleading statements regarding the University’s plans to…

Student stands up during Zoom session, revealing that they’re not wearing pants and also have the legs and torso of a horse

RA Who Got Sent Home Still Leaving Bowl of Condoms Outside Room for Parents to Use

When the majority of undergraduate students were told to leave campus, ResEd…

STANFORD UNDER INVESTIGATION BY DRUG ENFORCEMENT AGENCY: University Reportedly Selling Student Drugs to Make Up for Rapidly Dwindling Endowment

Following the well-handled and not-at-all-haphazard evacuation of undergraduate dorms, Stanford University has…

Pay Cut Prompts Provost Drell to Move Into Shack, Begin Eating Nothing But ‘Deliciously Imperfect’ Vegetables

Following the news that Persis Drell will be taking a self-imposed 20%…

If You Liked English 92 You’ll Like Petite Step-Sister MILF, Declares Updated CARTA 

Drug Dealers Table at Career Fair, Pitch Opportunity to Make World a Better Place

Every spring, hundreds of men and women clad in suits and dress…