Ruth Bader Ginsburg Awaits Full Moon For Sacrament Of Eternal Life

  “For the good of the nation,” she whispers as she plunges…

Op-Ed: I Disagree With Both Candidates On Key Issues, But I Still Can’t Find My Dog

After watching the debate last Monday, I realized that I found Trump…

NRA Seriously Considered All Candidates Before Trump Endorsement

Last week’s NRA endorsement of presidential candidate Donald Trump surprised few. Nevertheless,…

Obama Savors Silent Fist-Pump After Nailing Long-Range Paper-to-Wastebasket Shot

Whispering “Kobe” as the crumpled defense deployment report floated effortlessly into his…